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A relaxing blend of spa-inspired scents to bring you down from the ceiling. You know, for when you’re about to lose your sh*t for the third time today because why, just why, can’t they just do what they’re told the first damn time.

*We recommend pairing this candle with wine and a nice hot bath… and a locked door.

• 6 oz tin with 100% natural soy wax
• Self-trimming and clean burning ECO cotton wicks
• Burn time: 25-30 hours when burned properly
• Hand-poured with snark and sarcasm in Spring Grove, Minnesota

SCENT NOTES: Mint & Citrus || Herbal Bergamot & Rose || Woodsy Tonka

Candle-burning tips:
Keep the wick trimmed and only burn candles for 4 hours at a time. The longer a candle burns, the larger the flame, which causes candles to melt faster. Keeping the wick trimmed and burning 4 hours at a time will yield a longer overall burn time. Additionally, a 4-hour burn time ensures the wax will melt all the way to the edge of the container. It will also prevent your candle from burning a hole down the center of the candle while leaving a ring of un-melted wax along the inside of the container. Please note: drafts, the motion of ceiling fans, and other factors in your home may affect candle burn times.

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