We’ve finally done it! We’ve finally gotten our snarky candle inventory loaded on our website…
About the Snarky Gnome candle collection:
We carefully pair the scents with the candle names, for the very best experience with our products. Following are the first 10 scents we have developed and we hope you enjoy them!
(But if you don’t, we don’t really care, ‘cause we’re bitches like that!)
NO TALKIE BEFORE COFFEE
Start your day with a steaming cup of freshly brewed coffee in silence. Go ahead and scroll that social media feed to the sweet smell of no one talking.
LET’S GET LIT!
Sometimes you just need a purposeful night (or day!) of drinking with friends. This velvety cocktail blend will remind you why every great story starts with reminiscing the last great Girls Night.
KARMA'S A BITCH
This vindictive patchouli blend will inspire you to plot revenge, burn bridges, or work your voodoo on someone that Karma oughta bitch-slap. After all, there’s nothing more satisfying than seeing a horrible person get exactly what they deserve.
CALM THE F*CK DOWN
A relaxing blend of spa-inspired scents to bring you down from the ceiling. You know, for when you’re about to lose your sh*t for the third time today because why, just why, can’t they just do what they’re told the first damn time.
*We recommend pairing this candle with wine and a nice hot bath… and a locked door.
LEAVE ME ALONE
Enjoy the sweet scent of serenity with this light and airy cardamom-rose blend. If mommy is burning this candle, it’s a signal to just leave her the hell alone… we’re certain her alone time is for your safety.
SMELLS LIKE I CLEANED
Don’t waste your time by actually cleaning… just burn this fresh, natural candle to feel like you’ve accomplished something. After all, there are hours of binge-watching and social media surfing to be done today. Those cat memes aren’t going to post themselves!
CLASSY, BUT I CUSS
A sexy candle scent for the woman with attitude. She’s well put-together but has a trashy-mouthed dark side. If she breaks a nail, you’ll hear her cuss a blue streak inventive enough to make a sailor blush.
NEW: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BACON… ALMOST
Because everyone loves bacon. If they don’t, you should rid your life of them immediately. No one needs that kind of negativity.
NEW: DRINK UP, BITCHES
Reminiscent of day drinking on a patio or beach with friends, this boozy tropical scent takes you back to a wild night you still can’t fully remember. Nothing says ‘you’re my bestie’ like challenging each other with one-for-one with boozy umbrella drinks. Try to keep up, Bitches… I’ll hold your hair later!
COMING SOON: NAMASTE, MO-FO
Peace and enlightened spirituality and all that happy crap. This oriental-inspired scent screams “Namasté Motha-F*ckas!” (Was that supposed to be a whisper? …‘cause we’re still getting the hang of this yoga/hippie/enlightenment thing :)